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Appetizers
Charcuterie Board $15
[aka “Sean Connery Board”]
Lavash Crackers, Prosciutto, Salami, Sopressata, Olives, Almonds, Hummus, Mozzarella, Dried Fruit
Cheese Board $12
Bread, 3 Cheeses, Apple, Dried Fruit, Olives, Almonds
Hummus & Toasted Pita $8
Olives, Hummus & Pita Combo $12
[OUT] Garlic Cheese Bread $6
with Marinara
Olives $5
Castelvetrano, Garlic Jalapeño
Almonds $4
bowl
Charcuterie Board
Cheese Board
Bruschettas
4 FOR $15 | $5 ea
Mozzy
Mozzarella, Basil, Tomatoes
Keto-Peppi
Avocado, Ricotta, Garlic Chili Sauce, Peppitas
LOXey*
Salmon, Lemon Cream Cheese, Dill, Capers
Kizmit
Hummus, Chermoula, Goat Cheese, Almonds
Brando
Prosciutto, Mascarpone, Pomegranate Molasses
Batmo
Bacon, Arugula, Tomato, Mozzarella
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness.
Bruschetta Plate of 4
Bruschetta Plate of 4
Salad
Caprese $9
Mozzarella, Tomato, Saba, Basil, EVOO
Greenie $9
Mixed Greens, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Mozzarella, Olives, Avocado, Red Wine Basil Vinaigrette
Add protein $3
Caprese
Greenie Salad
Paninis
with choice of side salad or chips
The Veg $12
Hummus, Tomato, Avocado, Cucumber, Greens, Basil, Swiss, Pesto Rosso
Clucker $12
Chicken, Mozzarella, Arugula, Pesto Rosso
Beef Kicker $12
Roast Beef, Aged Swiss, Fresh Horseradish Mayo, Stone Ground Mustard, Caramelized Onions
Pizzas
12 in.
Extra Toppings + 1
Pepperoni | Avocado | Bacon + 2
The Pup $13
Pepperoni, Red Sauce, Cheese
Baci $13 [Bah’-chee]
Prosciutto, Ricotta, Cheese, Arugula, Truffle Oil-EVOO
Marghe-Rottie $13
Mozzarella, Red Sauce, Basil, EVOO
Dolcetta $15
Mozzarella, Red Sauce, Bacon, Pepperoni, Caramelized Onions
The Skinny Pup $9
Pepperoni, Red Sauce, Cheese
(thin-crust)
Marghe-Rottie Pizza
Marghe-Rottie Pizza with avocado
Baci Pizza
with x3 extra prosciutto - itn' it pretty?
Dessert
Chocolate Chip Cookies $1.5
2 of ’em warmed up
SOMM damn GOOD Chocolate
Large Bar $6 | 4 for $20
Small Bar $3 | 4 for $10
RESERVATIONS
We HOST LOTS OF MIXERS AND GROUP EVENTS. IF YOU WANT TO BRING IN YOUR OWN ROTT N’ CREW GIVE US A SHOUT TO SET IT UP.